Over 500

Having party with cell mate "Yaaaaaaaaaa! I got over 500 people visit,my blog!!!" Dances around cell " If you wanna know how I ended up in here read my last post it tells the story of how I ended up in here." [Man, when I get my hands on who ever called the police, boy will they be sorry] Hears cops coming, "Oh no I gotta hid this!" Shoves stol....uh, borrowed laptop under secret flap in mattress, Officer:"Have you seen anyone with a laptop around here?" Me:"Why no is something wrong?" Officer:" Someone stole a laptop from the camera room, there are rumors that it was one of the prisoners." Me: "Well, that's just awful, But how could a prisoner get to the camera room, steal a laptop, and get back without getting caught?" Officer:"That's what we are trying to figure out. It seems so impossible. They would have to be very quick and smart to get passed all the guards." Officer leaves "Boy was that close."[Tomorrow I will escape] 


"Thanks to all 521 people that visited my blog!!!!"

My Story

Looks out from behind couch, to a mob [Oh boy] "Hi everyone how's it going?" Spear whizzes past ear "Ahh!" Ducks back under couch. Hiding behind couch "Look I am soooo sorry I did not post anything yesterday we unexpectedly had family over all day and I totally forgot to.So if you could put the spears and pitchforks down I would really appreciate that."
Looks over couch, Spears and Pitchforks are gone,but are replaced by Catapults and Guns [I'm Dead] "Duck 'n Cover!!" Ducks back under couch while rocks and bullets fly overhead 
" Look I will post something today and tomorrow. Don't worry I will." Looks up to see police everywhere " Hi officers. " He he laughs nervously "Now don't worry everyone I am a very crafty"Officer looks at me suspiciously"Uh... you know with paper and glue.. like that." Officer seems to buy it, but still keeps an eye on me"I will find a way to ste.....uh I mean, borrow a laptop. Then I will esca.... sorry, get out on good behavior." Is leaded away in police car 
Is now siting in prison cell [ This plan just might work] Smiles evilly ;] 

Pizza Scarf

"Ok like I said a week ago I have a post about pizza today. And it's in the form of a... Drumroll Please!" ... Drumroll....

"Crochet Pizza Scarf !!!"

"I have been working on this for a couple weeks now and it is finally finished!"

"Tomorrow I will post a vedio of how I added pepperoni to it. You can customize it how ever you like. This is just my version. "

  

Skittles Scarf

"Ok so the past weekend I found a M and M's scarf and I redid it as Skittles. "

" So here to model my creation is my monkey " (ps I crocheted the scarf ) 

"Ok now I know I said that it would have something to do with pizza. Well... I meant it ,but..... I sortta have to finish it before I can show you. Soooo maybe next week. "  

New book

"Hi everyone" waves to crowd of people 

"I am sooo sorry I did not post earlier, I have been busy today raking leaves and it totally slipped my mind " (I just wrote that all in italics didn't I. I am so tired) sighs " Anyway, I am writing a book about a girl who is a dance instructor and is always finding herself in a mystery. So it's coming (slowly). I hope I can get it finish before Christmas. I think I may post it on here when it's finished. Just thought I'd give everyone a heads-up. By the way I will be posting again tomorrow to make up for not posting today. 

Clue: it's about pizza 

Advice For Women.

Advice for Women

From a Big Book of Great Advice

Called

Basic

Instructions

Before 

Leaving

Earth

"Ok so , I was reading this book and I thought that it had a lot of advice for women;so I will be posting some of the sections on women,for women."

Takes sip of coffee[Ya Coffee]

"Anywayyy... So I give you 

Advice for Women."

"PS: This book was written a long time ago so 

the language, and style it was written may be different."

The Wife of Noble

Character 

A wife of noble character who can find?

She is worth far more than rubies.

Her husband has full confidence in her and lacks nothing of value.

She brings him good, not harm, all the days of her life.

She selects wool and flax and works with eager hands.

She is like the merchant ships, bringing her food from afar.

She gets up while it is still night; She provides food for her female servants.

She considers a field and buys it; out of her earnings she plants a vineyard.

She sets about her work vigorously:

her arms are strong for her tasks.

She sees that her trading is profitable,and her lamp does not go out at night.

In her hand she holds the distaff and traps the spindle with her fingers. 

She opens her arms to the poor and extends her hands to the needy.

When it snows, she has no fear for her household; for all of them are clothed in scarlet.

She makes coverings for her bed; she is clothed in fine linen and purple.

Her husband is respected at the city gate, where he takes his seat among the elders of the land.

She makes linen garments and sells them, and supplies the merchants with sashes.

She is clothed with strength and dignity; she can laugh at the days to come.

She speaks with wisdom, and faithful instruction is on her tongue.

she watches over the affairs of her household and does not eat the bread of idleness.

Her children arise and call her blessed; her husband also, and he praises her:

"Many women do noble things, but you surpass them all."

Charmis deceptive,

and beauty is fleeting; 

but a women who fears

the Lord is to be praised.

Honor her for all that her hands have done, and let her works bring her praise at the city gate.

Homes are made by the wisdom of women, but are destroyed by foolishness.

Be glad barren woman you who never bore a child; 

shout for joy and cry aloud, you who were never in labor;

because more are the children of the desolate woman than of her who has a husband.

Hannah's Prayed and said:

"My heart rejoices in the Lord; in the Lord my horn is lifted high.

My mouth boats over my enemies,

for I delight in your deliverance.

There is no one holy like the Lord; there is no one besides you; there is no Rock like our God.

Do not keep talking so proudly or let your mouth speak such arrogance, for the Lord is a God who knows, and by him deeds are weighed.

The bows of the warriors are broken, but those who stumbled are armed with strength.

Those who were full hire themselves out for food, but those who were hungry are hungry no more.

She who was barren has borne seven children,

but she who has had many sons pines away.

The Lord brings death and makes alive;

He brings down to the grave and raises up.

the Lord sends poverty and wealth; he humbles and he exalts.

He raises the poor from the dust and lifts the needy from the ash heap; he seats them with princes and has them inherit a throne of honor.

For the foundations of the earth are the Lord's; on them he has set the world.

He will guard the feet of his faithful servants, but the wicked will be silenced in the place of darkness.

It's is not by strength that one prevails;

those who oppose the Lord will be broken.

The Most High will thunder from heaven;

the Lord will judge the earth.

he will give strength to his king and exalt the horn of his anointed."

" Thanks for reading if you want to know more about how women should act,and how the earth was made. 

Read the B.I.B.L.E"

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