Small Business Saturday

"Today is Small Business Saturday. Help small businesses by shopping there today. " 

" I hope everyone had fun Black Friday shopping yesterday. I didn't go cause I believe in sleeping in. "

PS: Monday is Cyber Monday, a good time to shop online. 

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!

"Wishing a happy thanksgiving to everyone. There is a lot to be thankful for. I am thankful that my family is together for thanksgiving. Happy Thanksgiving everybody!!!" 

My Story part 2

"Oh, hey I am so sorry I haven't posted for the past week..." gets interrupted by cell mate " You forgot last weeks too." Cringes "Thanks, I really needed that. Anyway as I was saying, I have a plan to escape. " Guard walks by cell. I stand up. " Hey, please help I think my arm is broken." Guard comes up,unlocks the door, and takes a hold of my arm and exams it. What he doesn't notice is a metal pole from the bed behind my back he..he..he...       THUNK!!  Guard drops down unconscious. Walks out door and re-locks it. Cellmate gets up "Hey, get me outta here." I turn back "Sorry but you robbed a bank you need to serve your time, me on the other hand, I forget to blog. See ya." Turns and runs out door. Runs down hallway and almost passes up a employees only room..almost. "Hello boys. "Outside the room you can hear a bunch of groans "Now that that is taken care of." Guards are both knock out in a conner.Now a girl guard walks out of the room ,and walks straight out of the prison, and gets picked up by a blonde man with a car. 
Inside the car. "Thanks Double C ." Double C "No problem, Kat, just try not to get yourself in trouble again." Kat " Well, I can't guarantee that." Laughs 
Double C drops Kat off at her house 
Kat grabs her computer and starts blogging.
My name is Katherine [Kat] Stripe and this is my crazy story.

" Hope ya'll enjoyed still super sorry for not posting"
" My phone would not load my posts."
         ;]

Over 500

Having party with cell mate "Yaaaaaaaaaa! I got over 500 people visit,my blog!!!" Dances around cell " If you wanna know how I ended up in here read my last post it tells the story of how I ended up in here." [Man, when I get my hands on who ever called the police, boy will they be sorry] Hears cops coming, "Oh no I gotta hid this!" Shoves stol....uh, borrowed laptop under secret flap in mattress, Officer:"Have you seen anyone with a laptop around here?" Me:"Why no is something wrong?" Officer:" Someone stole a laptop from the camera room, there are rumors that it was one of the prisoners." Me: "Well, that's just awful, But how could a prisoner get to the camera room, steal a laptop, and get back without getting caught?" Officer:"That's what we are trying to figure out. It seems so impossible. They would have to be very quick and smart to get passed all the guards." Officer leaves "Boy was that close."[Tomorrow I will escape] 


"Thanks to all 521 people that visited my blog!!!!"

My Story

Looks out from behind couch, to a mob [Oh boy] "Hi everyone how's it going?" Spear whizzes past ear "Ahh!" Ducks back under couch. Hiding behind couch "Look I am soooo sorry I did not post anything yesterday we unexpectedly had family over all day and I totally forgot to.So if you could put the spears and pitchforks down I would really appreciate that."
Looks over couch, Spears and Pitchforks are gone,but are replaced by Catapults and Guns [I'm Dead] "Duck 'n Cover!!" Ducks back under couch while rocks and bullets fly overhead 
" Look I will post something today and tomorrow. Don't worry I will." Looks up to see police everywhere " Hi officers. " He he laughs nervously "Now don't worry everyone I am a very crafty"Officer looks at me suspiciously"Uh... you know with paper and glue.. like that." Officer seems to buy it, but still keeps an eye on me"I will find a way to ste.....uh I mean, borrow a laptop. Then I will esca.... sorry, get out on good behavior." Is leaded away in police car 
Is now siting in prison cell [ This plan just might work] Smiles evilly ;] 

Pizza Scarf

"Ok like I said a week ago I have a post about pizza today. And it's in the form of a... Drumroll Please!" ... Drumroll....

"Crochet Pizza Scarf !!!"

"I have been working on this for a couple weeks now and it is finally finished!"

"Tomorrow I will post a vedio of how I added pepperoni to it. You can customize it how ever you like. This is just my version. "

  

Skittles Scarf

"Ok so the past weekend I found a M and M's scarf and I redid it as Skittles. "

" So here to model my creation is my monkey " (ps I crocheted the scarf ) 

"Ok now I know I said that it would have something to do with pizza. Well... I meant it ,but..... I sortta have to finish it before I can show you. Soooo maybe next week. "